crow–teeth:

slimyswampghost:

“Someone left a phone with a busted screen in a road-stop toilet stall. I’d pulled in while driving home after making a delivery and i needed coffee. This photo was the only thing on it.”

me n the boys out for a walk

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

2019 is going to be all about being as abhorrent as possible. i’m talking utterly eldritch and incomprehensible. too unbearable to even acknowledge.

in 2019 if anyone can bear to look at me without being driven mad with terror and disgust, i’m doing it wrong

peachdoxie:

Chris Pine is getting into a habit of playing genuinely good characters who end up dying to save people they love….first Jack Frost in Rise of the Guardians, then James T. Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness, and now Steve Trevor in Wonder Woman….guy needs to stop my heart can’t take this much longer

It’s not quite the same thing but fuck! he did it again in Spiderverse! Stop playing such noble characters!

My body is tired but my head just shut the heck up. But I’m also too tired that my normal methods of trying to relax aren’t working because I keep getting side tracked by other things. Curse my wildly imaginative brain.

I’m pleased that I was able to figure out the themed answer to this puzzle (INNERNERD) by just seeing the WEINERDOG answer, which is appropriate because the clue for that was “Dachshund” and that’s what my doggies are
Edit: apparently I can’t spell wiener correctly smh

gayhex:

It annoys me a lot how adult animation in the West just compromises of extremely vulgar for the sake of vulgarity lame ass shows who go in trying to be offensive as possible. It’s like, so Fucking lame. You get the oppurtunity to make real stories free from the restraints of children’s programming but all we have are comedies that all have really vulgar humor at their core, although admittedly to lesser degrees. It pisses me off so much!!!

venoms-gay:

argumate:

babyanimalgifs:

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

blanks-18:

Venom: First Host

Harry and Eddie arguing about the impact of their villain days is something I never knew I needed.

chronicillnessmemes:

I know that the most romanticized version of disabled people is “the happy cripple”, who is always laughing and smiling and making jokes where their illness is the punchline, and it makes them more palatable for ablebodied people to be friends with but like.

You don’t have to be that. 

You are not a bad disabled person for not being positive all the time. You get to be angry. And upset. And pissed off. And show emotions and faces that are not happy or positive or joking. You do not have to cut yourself down or file your edges to make yourself more acceptable to others who don’t understand.

onlycosmere:

nerdy-sexism-slayer:

libralita:

I think Kelsier, Wax, Szeth, Jasnah and Raoden should start a club called “Surprise, bitches! You thought we were dead!”

don’t u forget Paalm

Hrathen and Dashe petition to join. Marsh refuses to join after he sees Kelsier try to take charge.

Kaladin is permanently barred from entry no matter the circumstances because Bridge Four will never believe he died.

Shallan as well, since everyone thought she was dead when she and Kaladin fell into the chasm.

highmarshall-azure:

So I’ve been thinking… why wouldn’t the stick be fire??? Like sticks are used to change from twig to stick and stick to branch… and (SH spoilers) stick changed to fire with ease. Meaning the stick has an inflamed ego and thinks itself important enough not to change…

Now I finished rereading Elantris today and in the finale section Raoden draws a line which represents the Chasm. And what does he draw it with..?? A stick!! What’s more AonDor has to be absolutely perfect and Raoden gets tripped up… but his thoughts actually comment that the line was not faulty because the stick didn’t move with the slip-up… thus saving elantris…

And I don’t know about you but I think saving two nations would make you feel important? I don’t think there is any other stick so important to resist shallan fucking davar…

Hence the only logical reasoning is the stick is a worldhopper!!

Think hard we might be able to discover more sightings!!!!

oui-ladybug:

You fools are all about to get ROASTED! 

munstone-at-home:

ellieisnotoldyet:

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

@ellieisnotoldyet

This post might be the reason I finally visit the dentist after 3 years of fearful neglect

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